Comments on: Daily Confession – April 15, 2008

By: Donna Karan

Donna Karan — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:14:53 +0000

Dear Other DK —

I now license my designs. Would you like to be the official manufacturer in space?

By: Dennis Kucinich

Dennis Kucinich — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:08:26 +0000

Hey, Donna, if you’re thinking of muscling in on my Close Encounters, think again. Stick to the runway. I’ll handle the landing strip. When it comes to making contact with the extraterrestrials, America needs strong, honest leadership and not a lot of fancy double speak from neo-cons and glorified seamstresses. That’s why I’m running for president of Mars. I will see you on the campaign trail . . . which should be following the jetstream of Space Shuttle Atlantis, if my campaign manager/navigator has calculated correctly.

By the way, Silda, I’m starting my own line of women’s clothes based on those aluminum suits from Lost in Space. You will look fabulous. Spitz will be kicking himself. Give me a call. I’ll suit you up, babe. No charge.

-DK from Outerspace

By: SillySilSil

SillySilSil — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:53:54 +0000

Donna, I LOVE your lines. Would you be interested in dressing me for my divorce proceedings?! Best, Silly Sil Sil

By: Donna Karan

Donna Karan — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:27:43 +0000

Dear Governor Paterson,
How did you know that I spend a lot of my time with little green men? I thought my private business was my private business. Are you telling me that I, too, am under surveillance, just the like the rest of the fashion world? Well, if so, then so be it, but please do not expect me to pay any taxes into your coffers. My business is 100% sheltered in the Cayman Islands, where I spend time with quite a few not-so-little, not-so-green men as well. And let me tell you, I have seen them.
Yours truly, Donna
PS. I am NOT in any way, shape or form an Ohio Congressman. Where on Earth did you get such a silly idea!