You know the guy who looks like a young Vito Fosella on those “male enhancement” commericals? Well, he bears no relation to Vito Fossella. See I have it on good authority that Vito is, let us say, according to certain measurements, less than impressive. Is that why he voted to impeach Bill Clinton? Could that have something to do with the way he goosestepped behind W as he bombed us into a hundred-year war in Iraq? Give you some insight into why he attacked a woman’s right to choose and bashed gay marriage? The former young buck with his Al Pacino looks has proven to be a cliche advocate of “family values.” (I suppose if you believe in family values, you figure two families are better than one, right Vito?) Drunk driver, liar, adulterer, misappropriator of public funds, etc. All the good stuff we expect from our politicians. You’re not really suprised are you? Why, he follows in the great tradition of David Vitter, Larry Craig, William Jefferson, and, of course, you know who. Big man, little man. Get my drift?
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