Of all the superdelgates, I’m the best. You, of course, will insist that I back this up with some kind of evidence. Who says you’re the best? How do you measure “best”? How can one superdelegate be better than another when they’re all equal? This isn’t Highlander; they’re can be more than one. What the hell are you talking about, David Paterson? Has power driven you insane? I wish I could help you out with answers to your questions. But, you see, I don’t have to. Being a superdelegate means never having to answer to anyone you don’t want to answer to. And being the best superdelegate means that I’m untouchable. Barack, be advised. Don’t mess with me. I’m the best SD and that’s all there is to it. Why? Because!
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May 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm
SuperDelegate:
Have you thought of having a designer cape made? I’ve always resented the fact that the other super heroes have ‘em and I don’t. If you CAN get one, you should.
Best,
SpiderMan
May 14, 2008 at 10:35 pm
It’s a good suggestion, SpiderMan. I will take it under advisement. I like to say that. Wanted to say that all my life. Now I get the chance. I can say it whenever I like.
I was going to use my predecessor’s, but it’s kind of all covered with you-know-what. You know, as per the Tide commercial, “protein stains.” Some things just don’t come out in the wash, no matter what they tell you on TV.
But, hey, if you want it, it’s yours. Lemmee know.
DIA